SPIDER-MAN Katakana ENGLISH TRANSLATIONS
#1:
Spider-Man: Wow. That was Fun. Let's go get some waffles
Black Cat: Yeah! Waffles are awesome! After breakfast, let's go back to my apartment and do that thing you did with your webs again.
SM: Oh, you liked that?
BC: Tee-hee. ... Oh, here's the restaurant.
SM: After you, my lady. What kind of waffles did you want? I like mine with cherries.
BC: I bet you do! I'll get banana waffles with lots of syrup.
Spider-Man: Wow. That was Fun. Let's go get some waffles
Black Cat: Yeah! Waffles are awesome! After breakfast, let's go back to my apartment and do that thing you did with your webs again.
SM: Oh, you liked that?
BC: Tee-hee. ... Oh, here's the restaurant.
SM: After you, my lady. What kind of waffles did you want? I like mine with cherries.
BC: I bet you do! I'll get banana waffles with lots of syrup.
#2
SM: Oh man. Where is our waitress? We've been sitting here for twenty minutes.
BC: I know, right? I just wanna eat some waffles! This is taking forever!
SM: What the heck? Why is everybody running out the door?
BC: I'm scared, Spider-Man! Let's get out of here!
SM: We can't be scared, Black Cat! We are super heroes! We have to help these people!
Mysterious Voice: Your the ones who need help, Spider-Man! Mwa hahaha!
SM: Oh man. Where is our waitress? We've been sitting here for twenty minutes.
BC: I know, right? I just wanna eat some waffles! This is taking forever!
SM: What the heck? Why is everybody running out the door?
BC: I'm scared, Spider-Man! Let's get out of here!
SM: We can't be scared, Black Cat! We are super heroes! We have to help these people!
Mysterious Voice: Your the ones who need help, Spider-Man! Mwa hahaha!
#3
MV: Mwa ha ha ha! Time to died, Spider-Man!
BC: Get away from him! He's my man, you crazy freak! You need a haircut!
MV: What did you say, you hussy?
BC: Hussy?! Why you... you... you Ronald McDonald reject!! Where's my hamburger, you clown!
MV: Then I guess that makes you the Hamburgler, wouldn't it? After all, you stole my "hamburger!"
BC: Stole your hamburger? What are you talking about? Who are you?
MV: Mwa ha ha ha! Time to died, Spider-Man!
BC: Get away from him! He's my man, you crazy freak! You need a haircut!
MV: What did you say, you hussy?
BC: Hussy?! Why you... you... you Ronald McDonald reject!! Where's my hamburger, you clown!
MV: Then I guess that makes you the Hamburgler, wouldn't it? After all, you stole my "hamburger!"
BC: Stole your hamburger? What are you talking about? Who are you?
#4
Mary Jane: You don't remember your own wife, Tiger? Tell me I'm Pretty!!
SM: Mary Jane? I thought you were dead! Didn't Venom eat you?
MJ: He did, but I came out with this cool super-suit!
SM: Did you say "came out?" Ewww...
MJ: Oh, shut up, you nitwit! If you hadn't made Venom kill Batman and me, then I would still be giving Batman massages.
SM: Don't remind me. Now I remember why I wanted Venom's help.
Mary Jane: You don't remember your own wife, Tiger? Tell me I'm Pretty!!
SM: Mary Jane? I thought you were dead! Didn't Venom eat you?
MJ: He did, but I came out with this cool super-suit!
SM: Did you say "came out?" Ewww...
MJ: Oh, shut up, you nitwit! If you hadn't made Venom kill Batman and me, then I would still be giving Batman massages.
SM: Don't remind me. Now I remember why I wanted Venom's help.
#5
SM: Oh man. What are we going to do?
BC: I have a plan. You need to get in there and keep her busy.
SM: Keep her busy? How can I do that? She's crazy strong and will eat you next!
BC: Just tell her she's pretty or whatever you used to say to her when you were newlyweds. I always keep some explosive powder in my bra just in case something like this happens. I'm gonna make a bomb.
SM: Tell her she's pretty? But she really looks like some kid put too much ketchup and mustard on a hot dog. Wait, what? Why is there a bomb in your bra? Are you even wearing a bra?
SM: Oh man. What are we going to do?
BC: I have a plan. You need to get in there and keep her busy.
SM: Keep her busy? How can I do that? She's crazy strong and will eat you next!
BC: Just tell her she's pretty or whatever you used to say to her when you were newlyweds. I always keep some explosive powder in my bra just in case something like this happens. I'm gonna make a bomb.
SM: Tell her she's pretty? But she really looks like some kid put too much ketchup and mustard on a hot dog. Wait, what? Why is there a bomb in your bra? Are you even wearing a bra?
#6
MJ: Time to get eaten, Tiger? Don't worry, my teeth are very sharp so it won't hurt very much!
SM: Oh my! Your teeth are so sharp and so pretty. Did you brush them with tar and a dead rat?
MJ: You noticed? I did it just for you
SM: Oh, yeah, baby! It's beautiful. Your hair looks like someone barfed blood on to some old nachos.
MJ: Oh, Tiger! You always know exactly what a girl wants to hear! Maybe I was wrong to cheat on you with Batman! Let's go back to our apartment...
Black Cat: Oh no you don't! Time to get blown up, you Winnie The Pooh wannabe!!
MJ: Time to get eaten, Tiger? Don't worry, my teeth are very sharp so it won't hurt very much!
SM: Oh my! Your teeth are so sharp and so pretty. Did you brush them with tar and a dead rat?
MJ: You noticed? I did it just for you
SM: Oh, yeah, baby! It's beautiful. Your hair looks like someone barfed blood on to some old nachos.
MJ: Oh, Tiger! You always know exactly what a girl wants to hear! Maybe I was wrong to cheat on you with Batman! Let's go back to our apartment...
Black Cat: Oh no you don't! Time to get blown up, you Winnie The Pooh wannabe!!
#7
MJ: What's happening?
BC: Your about to be blown up! Eat my bomb!
MJ: Oh no! It was a trick! I forgot about the hussy cat!
SM: Oh No! Watch out, Black Cat! She caught the bomb and is coming for you!
BC: Crap! She's too fast! Quick, Spider-Man! Get out before we all die! It's gonna be a big explosion! Go! Now!
SM: No~~~!!!
KABOOOM!
MJ: What's happening?
BC: Your about to be blown up! Eat my bomb!
MJ: Oh no! It was a trick! I forgot about the hussy cat!
SM: Oh No! Watch out, Black Cat! She caught the bomb and is coming for you!
BC: Crap! She's too fast! Quick, Spider-Man! Get out before we all die! It's gonna be a big explosion! Go! Now!
SM: No~~~!!!
KABOOOM!
#8
SM: Oh my god! They're both dead! This is terrible! All I wanted was a lovely girlfriend who wasn't crazy! What a heck of a week! First, my wife cheats on me, then Venom eats her, then Black Cat goes out with me, then Mary Jane comes back as a monster, and then they both blow up!
Gwen Stacy: Hey Spider-Man, I heard Black Cat and Mary Jane are both dead.
SM: What the heck?! Who are you? Why does everybody know as soon as people die?!
GS: Oh, Peter, you don't remember your first girlfriend, Gwen Stacy? Let's get lunch!
SM: Gwen Stacy?! I thought you were dead! What the heck is going on?!
SM: Oh my god! They're both dead! This is terrible! All I wanted was a lovely girlfriend who wasn't crazy! What a heck of a week! First, my wife cheats on me, then Venom eats her, then Black Cat goes out with me, then Mary Jane comes back as a monster, and then they both blow up!
Gwen Stacy: Hey Spider-Man, I heard Black Cat and Mary Jane are both dead.
SM: What the heck?! Who are you? Why does everybody know as soon as people die?!
GS: Oh, Peter, you don't remember your first girlfriend, Gwen Stacy? Let's get lunch!
SM: Gwen Stacy?! I thought you were dead! What the heck is going on?!