SPIDER-MAN HIRAGANA ENGLISH TRANSLATIONS
#1:
Spider-Man: Hello, baby. How are you? Tonight, I will be very busy, so I can't come home for dinner. Sorry!
Mary Jane: Again? GOD! Oh well, I'll just go eat with Batman. You suck. I hate you.
SM: Oh baby, don't be like that! I love you soo~ much. Battman is a mean guy. I will buy you beautiful flowers!
Spider-Man: Hello, baby. How are you? Tonight, I will be very busy, so I can't come home for dinner. Sorry!
Mary Jane: Again? GOD! Oh well, I'll just go eat with Batman. You suck. I hate you.
SM: Oh baby, don't be like that! I love you soo~ much. Battman is a mean guy. I will buy you beautiful flowers!
#2
SM:Hi, Mary Jane. Sorry, I can't come home tonight again. Venom is killing babies at the hospital.
MJ: You jackass. I'm leaving you. I'm going to date Batman again!
SM: But, I'm saving lives!! I'm helping the poor! Why are you so mean to me? Anyway, isn't his back broken?
MJ: It's all better now. I gave him massages while you were saving a grandmother last week. Bye-Bye
SM:Hi, Mary Jane. Sorry, I can't come home tonight again. Venom is killing babies at the hospital.
MJ: You jackass. I'm leaving you. I'm going to date Batman again!
SM: But, I'm saving lives!! I'm helping the poor! Why are you so mean to me? Anyway, isn't his back broken?
MJ: It's all better now. I gave him massages while you were saving a grandmother last week. Bye-Bye
#3
SM: What the hell, Mary Jane? I'm out here saving people's lives and you're out cheating on me!
MJ: You're always out and I'm here all alone! I need attention! I need someone to tell me I'm pretty!
SM: Don't give me that crap! You love Batman, don't you? I will have to kill Batman! He has a stupid voice! "I am the night", What the hell is that?! I'm glad his parents are dead.
MJ: No! Don't kill him! I love him!
SM: What the hell, Mary Jane? I'm out here saving people's lives and you're out cheating on me!
MJ: You're always out and I'm here all alone! I need attention! I need someone to tell me I'm pretty!
SM: Don't give me that crap! You love Batman, don't you? I will have to kill Batman! He has a stupid voice! "I am the night", What the hell is that?! I'm glad his parents are dead.
MJ: No! Don't kill him! I love him!
#4
SM: Hey, Venom. Quit eating babies. I need your help. Mary Jane is cheating on me with Batman.
Venom: What? Oh man, that's low! You're always helping people, and she's with Batman?! I might eat babies, but that's just evil.
SM: ... You think that I help people? You think Mary Jane is evil? ... Then why the hell are you always doing things like eating babies?
V: Oh, that? I just do that to piss you off. HAHAHA! You should see your face when you see the baby in my mouth!
SM: Hey, Venom. Quit eating babies. I need your help. Mary Jane is cheating on me with Batman.
Venom: What? Oh man, that's low! You're always helping people, and she's with Batman?! I might eat babies, but that's just evil.
SM: ... You think that I help people? You think Mary Jane is evil? ... Then why the hell are you always doing things like eating babies?
V: Oh, that? I just do that to piss you off. HAHAHA! You should see your face when you see the baby in my mouth!
#5
BatMan: Venom?! What the heck are you doing here?
V: Hey Batman, nice underwear. Where's Mary Jane?
BM: What? Mary Jane isn't here!
V: Yes she is, you liar. I can smell her. Now, are you gonna tell me, or will I have to eat you?
BM: No! I swear! She isn't here! She... She just left!
V: Oooookay. Time to get eaten!
BatMan: Venom?! What the heck are you doing here?
V: Hey Batman, nice underwear. Where's Mary Jane?
BM: What? Mary Jane isn't here!
V: Yes she is, you liar. I can smell her. Now, are you gonna tell me, or will I have to eat you?
BM: No! I swear! She isn't here! She... She just left!
V: Oooookay. Time to get eaten!
#6
MJ: Oh my god! You ate Batman! Noo! Why?! Why did you eat him? I loved him!
V: Then why did you marry Spider-Man? *Burp* Oh man. He tasted funny. What were you guys eating? Was it curry? I'm going to have heartburn.
MJ: You bastard! I'll kill you!
V: Whatever. I'll just eat you too. You have red hair so you probably taste like strawberries.
MJ: I'll kill you!! Die, Venom, Die!
V: Aww, you're so pretty when you're angry. I can see why Spider-Man married you. Anyway, time to get eaten!
MJ: Oh my god! You ate Batman! Noo! Why?! Why did you eat him? I loved him!
V: Then why did you marry Spider-Man? *Burp* Oh man. He tasted funny. What were you guys eating? Was it curry? I'm going to have heartburn.
MJ: You bastard! I'll kill you!
V: Whatever. I'll just eat you too. You have red hair so you probably taste like strawberries.
MJ: I'll kill you!! Die, Venom, Die!
V: Aww, you're so pretty when you're angry. I can see why Spider-Man married you. Anyway, time to get eaten!
#7
Black Cat: Hey, Spider-Man, what's up? I heard you and Mary Jane had a fight.
SM: Yeah. She was cheating on me with Batman. We had to break up. However, she was broken up into very small pieces and eaten by Venom.
BC: Yeah, those things happen.
SM: ... that shirt is... nice...
BC: Oh, this old thing? Say, you wanna come over to my place and eet pizza with me? We can get some pancakes tomorrow morning after we wake up together.
SM: Oh my!
Black Cat: Hey, Spider-Man, what's up? I heard you and Mary Jane had a fight.
SM: Yeah. She was cheating on me with Batman. We had to break up. However, she was broken up into very small pieces and eaten by Venom.
BC: Yeah, those things happen.
SM: ... that shirt is... nice...
BC: Oh, this old thing? Say, you wanna come over to my place and eet pizza with me? We can get some pancakes tomorrow morning after we wake up together.
SM: Oh my!